Wednesday, May 26, 2021

Mysterious Manure

 

 Brown Horse

One Sunday I took my dog for our usual morning walk at nine A.M. I saw three piles of horse manure at twenty foot intervals in the middle of my street.

            Who rides their horse in a residential area? I thought.

            On James Way, three more like piles dotted the north bound lane. I saw a huge pile on the grass in front of the Post Office.

            When I returned home I stopped to talk with my neighbor, Danny.

            “Did you see the horses this morning?” he asked.

            “No but I saw their calling cards.”

            “Three horses came through here at seven A.M. They had no riders, saddle, bridle or rein…just walking along by themselves,” he said. “I called the police and they told me they had another call from Price Canyon about loose horses. They sent a patrol car but I don’t know how they expect to catch them. This isn’t the wild west.”

            We speculated on where they belonged. “You’d think someone whose horses escaped their corral would notice,” Danny said.

            Our neighbor Chuck joined the group. “If the owner had a couple hundred head, they wouldn’t necessarily notice the absence of just three,” he said.

                I never found out the outcome of the run-away horses but the following day the street sweeper came through and removed all evidence of the visiting equines.

            It reminded me of horse-drawn carts of my Brooklyn youth. Merchants selling produce, ice, or sharpened knives came through the city streets touting their wares.

The Italian grocer made his presence known by calling out “Water-melone, sweet water-melone,  fresha fruita,” His scale hung by a trio of chains from the frame of his cart, and swung in arcs as he led his horse. I wonder about the accuracy of such a shaken weighing device.

When the horses dropped their manure, the housewives scooped it up to use as fertilizer in their small back yard victory gardens. No street cleaner would dare sweep it away. Nothing went to waste in the 1940’s.


 

 

Friday, May 7, 2021

Wolves


One day on my daily walk, I spot a folded dollar bill on the grass near the sidewalk in front of the post office. I see two zeros peeking out from the corner of the bill. Hot Dog, a hundred dollar bill, I think and swiftly seize and stuff it into my pocket. I hurriedly gaze around to see if TV host, John Quinones and his “What Would You Do” crew lurk behind trees. I see no one.

            Immediately I think of the story about two wolves. An old Indian Chief tells his young grandson…”You have two wolves in mortal conflict living inside you. One wolf is loving and kind and the other is mean and resentful. They’re in constant battle.”

            “Which one wins?” the boy asked.

            The sage old man answered, “The one you feed.”

            I decide to try and find the rightful owner of the dropped bill. I amble back and forth for a few minutes watching for someone who searches the ground as if looking for a lost item. Then I think Who ever lost it may not realize it until much later. I can’t stay here all day.

            I dismiss the idea of going to the police or into the post office to ask if anyone reported a lost hundred dollar bill. The wrong person may claim it.  I continue home still wondering how to find the rightful owner.

Then I decide. I’ll go into the post office and give them my phone number in case someone lost “something of value,” I don’t have to disclose the nature of that something. I’ll wait until the seeker calls and I’ll ask him/her what he/she lost. I also resolve that if no one calls, I’ll share the money with charity.

            With my mind more at ease, I finally take the bill from my pocket and unfold it.  As I do, another zero appears. Could it be a thousand dollar bill?  Then more zeros, six total. Now I know the U.S. Government does not print million dollar bills; even if they did, who would carry such a thing in their pocket?  The bill looks so real, I examine it more closely to make sure it’s a fraud.

I laugh out loud when I realize I fell for a hoax but my disappointment dissipates with the knowledge that I fed the good wolf.