My friend Jean sent this to me:
A small boy asks his Dad,
"Daddy, what is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son,
let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's
call me Capitalism. Your mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll
call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call
you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby
brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes
sense."
So the little boy goes off
to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby
brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has
severely soiled his diaper. The little boy goes to his parents' room and finds
his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.
Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father having sex
with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the
little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of
politics now." The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words
what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well,
while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep,
the People are being ignored and the Future is in Deep Shit.”
Politics - Definition
Poly comes from the Greek meaning MANY
TICS are blood sucking parasites
